They say kids say the darndest things. Over the past few weeks I have definitely heard my share so here are the top three quotes from my kids over the past 30 days.

1. “I’m not a know it all. I’m just better than everyone else at the things I do.” – My eldest explaining why his friend is a know it all  but he’s not.
2. “I’ll take a Unicorn because they poop out candy” – My younger son explaining why unicorns are better than a pony.
3. “My daddy takes long in the bathroom because he has a really big penis so it takes him longer to pee.” – My baby girl randomly to her grandma over a snack.